Huevos Compadres

Bang! Bang! What is up compadre, playing again with your gun? What is up compadre? do not speak to me like that, and less in my back because.... you start trembling right? No compadre, do not act as a gay!!!!! compadre, aren´t you seeing that I have the rifle in my hands and you may get into trouble. I hope so!!!!! What are you saying, aren´t we machos? er, yes we are relly macho compadre, what I said is that I hope I will not get into trouble. ah, ok. Now, compadre, Get your gun out!!!!! but here? now? it is kind of cold? why we don´t better go to chupar, compadre. ......How? Yes, chupar compadre, you know it very well, slowly, softly, nice.....as you like it compadre (double sense, chupar also means drinking). I would say "chupar" tequilas, right? Yes, I did not say otherwise compadre! Well, I also like that other thing you said. But before, we are machos! isn´t? Yes we are really machos compadre!!!!! Then, first we should shot our guns!!!!!!! Ok, then lend me your gun, and take my rifle!!!!!! But my hands are cold, ok? Oh que la chin......! Shouts rifle loudly! Ay compadre, ay compadre (the other compadre really scared) Ay, compadre, you are really scared. And you are a very protective guy! ok. mmm, compadre, could you please take your finger out of me? Compadre, if I do it I will fall. Ok, then leave it there. Ok, good.